Azn |
Asians |
Asians that spend too much time online and hence use “l33t”, the “hacker” language |
Banana |
Asians |
An Asian American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside. |
Bananame |
Asians |
“Banana” and “anime.” Refers to Asians, esp. Filipinos, who are fixated on Japanese pop culture(anime, music, etc.), only date Japanese, try to be Japanese. |
Bandwidth Nigger/Whore |
Asians |
Represents Asians who, instead of using the Asian video game servers they are assigned, jump to a US server and hog the bandwidth of US users. |
Bed Time |
Asians |
Reference to their eyes. |
Bruce Lee |
Asians |
Self explanatory |
Bruised Banana |
Asians |
A “banana” who acts black. |
Buddhahead |
Asians |
A lot of Asians are Buddhists. |
Bug-Eater |
Asians |
Many Asians eat bugs such as Locusts and Grasshoppers. |
Bukkakese |
Asians |
Reference to the popular Bukkake fetish. (Bukkake + Japanese) |
Burnt Rice |
Asians |
Darker-skinned Asians. |
Can’ardly |
Asians |
They can’ardly see, originated in Australia. |
Chap |
Asians |
Chinese/Japanese mix |
Chinaman |
Asians |
Self-explanatory. |
Ching-Chong |
Asians |
Typically used by schoolchildren in a derogatory manner towards Asian people. |
Chinina |
Asians |
The female version of “chino” |
Chink |
Asians |
Asian equivalent of “Nigger” for blacks. Two possible origins: the dictionary definition is “A narrow opening or slit”, meaning a reference to their eyes. Or could also refer to the sound of someone working on a railroad, which Chinese immigrants helped build in 1800’s America. Technically should only refer to Chinese, but used for all Asians. |
Chinkerbell |
Asians |
Self-Explanatory |
Coin Slot |
Asians |
Reference to their eyes |
Cook |
Asians |
Most Asians in non-asian countries are cooks. |
Coolie |
Asians |
Term for unskilled Chinese workers, especially on U.S. railroads. |
Data |
Asians |
From the move “The Goonies.” Data was a stereotypical Asian child prodigy. |
Dog-Eater |
Asians |
They have been known to eat dogs; as seen on “Faces of Death” Volumes 1-6. |
Dog-Muncher |
Asians |
See Dog-Eater |
DWO |
Asians |
Driving While Oriental. Based on the idea that being Asian and driving is just as dangerous as being intoxicated and driving. |
Egghead |
Asians |
Asians, especially Koreans, have large heads. |
Eggroll |
Asians |
Refers to Asian babies who would be wrapped in blankets. |
Fingernail Rancher |
Asians |
A lot of Asians own Nail Salons |
Fishhead |
Asians |
Japan’s only true source of food is the sea, so they eat a lot of fish. |
Floss |
Asians |
You can blindfold them with floss |
Gink |
Asians |
Cross between a “gook” and a “chink” |
Goldfish Monger |
Asians |
A fish monger is a Shakespearean term for pimp, and there are many coi at Chinese restaurants |
Goloid |
Asians |
Short for Mongoloid |
Gookemon |
Asians |
Gook + Pokemon. |
Grasshopper |
Asians |
Keye Luke’s protege (the young Caine) from the TV series, Kung Fu. “Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper.” |
Grinder |
Asians |
Can’t drive manual transmission vehicles |
HAB |
Asians |
Hot Asian Bitch |
Honky/Honkie |
Asians |
Asians hailing from Hong Kong. |
Ironing Board |
Asians |
Ironing boards are flat, same with asian face/body. |
Japanigger |
Asians |
Describes Asians of unknown origin. |
Jaundy Boy |
Asians |
Comes from Jaundice (Hepatitis), which turns your skin yellow. |
Jin |
Asians |
Asian people who try to act Black and use the slang, etc. Jin is the name of a Chinese rapper (link). |
Junta |
Asians |
known as the ones who spend there time hanging round by the arcades thinking they are all hard |
Knees |
Asians |
Japanese, chinese, vietnamese, ect. Reference to the suffix “nese.” |
Lego |
Asians |
Shortened from Lego man, the tiny yellow toy with missing genitalia. |
Lemonhead |
Asians |
Skin color. |
Little Hiroshima |
Asians |
The United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima during WW2. The association with the city and asian people in general has stuck. Refers mainly to Japanese. |
Meat Pie |
Asians |
“Yellow on the outside, black on the inside.” |
Miyagi |
Asians |
From the movie The Karate Kid |
Mushu |
Asians |
Probably from Asian kid on Crank Yankers |
Ng |
Asians |
Pronounced ‘Ing’ . Ng is a very common Asian surname that is considered goofy and is used derogatorily. |
Nikon |
Asians |
Popular brand of camera. Asian tourists are known to take a lot of photographs. |
Nine Iron |
Asians |
Golf club with a dramatic degree of loft, ostensibly resembling stereotypical Asian ‘slanted’ eyes. As slanted as… |
Ninja |
Asians |
The idea of ninjas comes from Asia |
Nuprin |
Asians |
“Little, yellow, different.” |
Oreo |
Asians |
Oreo is bastardized form of Oriental. |
Ornamental |
Asians |
From Oriental. |
P-1 |
Asians |
P-1 is a commonly used abbreviation for traffic collision reports for Party #1, Party #1 is normally the person at fault for a collision. |
Pancake |
Asians |
Facial characteristics. |
Panhead |
Asians |
Facial characteristics. |
Patty |
Asians |
Abundance of rice patties in Asia |
Peeled Banana |
Asians |
Americanized Asians who try to act like whites. |
Pineapple Lump |
Asians |
Reference to asian vehicles? |
Ping-pang |
Asians |
Mimics the way their language sounds to non-Asians. |
Pizdaglaz |
Asians |
Combination of Russian words “pizda” (“cunt”) and “glaz(a)” (“eyes”) Pronounced “peezdah-glahz.” Self-explanatory. |
Plate Tossers |
Asians |
They name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound it makes. (Ching, Chong, Ding) |
Pointy-Head |
Asians |
J. W. Pepper says it a number of times in “The Man with the Golden Gun” while speaking to some Asians in Bangkok. |
Post It |
Asians |
Yellow and disposable. In reference to how Japan and China treat their people/army. |
Potato Queen |
Asians |
Asian women who only date white men. Overweight white business men, on the typical. |
Powerpoint |
Asians |
Used mainly by Australians. Australian electricity outlets are commonly called power points, they are said to look like a stick figure drawing of an Asian face. |
Protractor |
Asians |
Eyes, In the shape of a protractor, 180 degrees at bottom, straight line |
Pumpkinhead |
Asians |
Asians have relatively large and round heads, which resemble Halloween pumkins. |
Quarter Jockey |
Asians |
Asians that go to arcades and play one game for hours off of a single quarter |
Raisin |
Asians |
Approximates “Rolling Asian.” Refers to an Asian who rolls X-tacy, e.g. at a Rave. |
Random |
Asians |
The facial characteristics of an Asian face are said to be very similar. For that reason all the new Asians who are around you in e.g the work force, school. are said to be randoms. Meaning they all look the same and are another random face. |
Rangoon |
Asians |
Chinese Food (Crab Rangoon) |
Rasian |
Asians |
Term used to describe when an Asian drinks and turns really red. |
Rice Ball |
Asians |
Used in the Vietnam War to describe the enemy at times. |
Rice Burner/Rice Rocket |
Asians |
Person who drives an Asian car that has modifications which are supposed to make the car look faster. No gain in performance is achieved. Shortens to Ricer |
Rice Nigger |
Asians |
Similar to sand nigger, but for Asians |
Rice-Cooker |
Asians |
Australian equivalent of Rice Burner. |
Rice-Eater |
Asians |
Popular food among Asians. |
Rice-Paddy |
Asians |
Places where they grow rice in Asia and Japan. |
Rice-Picker |
Asians |
Because they pick rice. Probably the Asian version of ‘Cotton Picker.’ |
SBH |
Asians |
Represents their Straight Black Hair. |
Schlitzauge |
Asians |
German word, literally “eye like a slit” |
Seaweed-Sucker |
Asians |
Seafood diet. |
Simpson |
Asians |
The Simpsons are yellow |
Slant |
Asians |
Facial description — referring to the eyes. |
Slantey-eye’d |
Asians |
Facial description — referring to the eyes. |
Sleepwalker |
Asians |
Small eyes appear to be closed, even during the day |
Slit |
Asians |
Another eye reference. |
Slope |
Asians |
Facial description, Self-explanatory. Also: Slopehead |
Slope Head |
Asians |
Their faces are rather slopped |
Smack |
Asians |
They look like they’ve been smacked in the forehead, giving a slope and a squint to their eye. |
Socket Face |
Asians |
Thier eyes are slitted, like the electrical sockets on a wall. |
Soy Sauce |
Asians |
They love soy sauce |
Soyback |
Asians |
Refers to Asains always using soy sauce |
Squint |
Asians |
Facial reference |
Squint Nigger |
Asians |
A derogatory term for an Asian indicating they have the social status of a black person. Stems from the epicanthic fold in Mongoloid peoples, which Westerners interpret as squinting. |
Sunny Side Up |
Asians |
Refers to Asians who believe they are white on the inside and try to fit in with whites, but are really Asian and yellow on the outside. Sunnyside up has a white inside and yellow outside |
Tab |
Asians |
Trendy Asian Bitch. Self explanatory |
Table Face |
Asians |
They tend to have flat faces. |
Tai-chink |
Asians |
Martial arts. |
Tape Head |
Asians |
Facial characteristics–slanted eyes as if someone pulled back their eyes using Scotch tape around the back of their head. |
Taxi |
Asians |
Taxis are yellow |
Test-Taker |
Asians |
Asians are always taking standardized tests to further their education. |
Thin-Eyed |
Asians |
In Russian “uzko glaziye” means “thin eyed” and is used for referring to all Far East Asians. |
Tinty |
Asians |
Their eyes are tinted, and can not be seen into, only out of. Also pertaining to Asian woman who sleep with numerous men in one night. |
Tiny |
Asians |
For their small stature (penis, etc) |
Triad |
Asians |
The Asian mob based out of Macao is called the Triad. |
Twinkie |
Asians |
An Asian-American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside. |
Two Stroke |
Asians |
Eyes look like 2 strokes |
UFO |
Asians |
Ugly Fucking Oriental. |
Uzbek |
Asians |
Armenian word for people with slanted eyes. |
VC |
Asians |
Term used to describe “Viet Cong” during the Vietnam War. Often used now to group all Asians as the enemy or as untrustworthy. |
Wang Chung |
Asians |
Represents a typical Asian name. Also a British new wave band in the 80’s famous for their song “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” with the lyric “Everybody Wang Chung tonight!” |
Waverunner |
Asians |
Reference to the 2004 tsunami. |
Widescreen |
Asians |
They see only widscreen vision because their eyes are typically wider than taller. |
Winky |
Asians |
Eyes reference |
Wog |
Asians |
Abbreviation of either “White-“, “Westernised-” or “Worthy-Oriental Gentleman.” Originally intended as a term denoting respect. In common use, however, it became a term of abuse/denigration. |
Woggle |
Asians |
Variation of Wog |
Yangmo |
Asians |
Generic term representing any Asian group without having to identify country of origin. |
Yao |
Asians |
Tall asians. Reference to Yao Ming, a professional basketball player of Chinese origin. |
Yellow |
Asians |
Skin color (as compared to Caucasians). |
Yellow Devil |
Asians |
Common name used by American servicemen to describe the Japanese. Play on “White Devil” |
Yellow Monkey |
Asians |
Skin Color as well as referring to the Asian race as monkeys, from Vietnam. |
Yelvis |
Asians |
Yellow Elvis. Asians with pompadours. Plural: Yelvi. |
Yigger |
Asians |
Yellow nigger. |
Yolk |
Asians |
Egg yolks are yellow. |
Zip |
Asians |
When they smile, their teeth look like a zipper. AKA: Zipper, See also: Zipperhead |
Zipperhead |
Asians |
Coined by US soldiers during Korean War. Also used in the film Full Metal Jacket. MULTIPLE reasons have been submitted: 1) If Asians were shot in the head with high-powered weapons, their heads would split as if you unzipped them2) Vietnam War slang for “Zero Intelligence Potential” (IE: just kill them, no reason to interrorgate them)3) Many times the Asians would be run over by military Jeeps, which left tire tracks on them that resembled zippers.4) Asians tend to part their hair down the middle, leaving a zipper-like strip.5) I’m not sure if the military used body bags to transfer dead enemy soldiers, but theres a possibly reference to the zipper on said bag.6) WWII Japanese pilots wore leather helmets with zippers down the middle |